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Thursday, November 9, 2017

New Golf Book

NEW GOLF BOOK (from @ClubProGuy)?

Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your Fourth putt.
                               
Chapter 2 - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
                                 
Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker.
                                 
Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the Shank.
                                 
Chapter 5 - When to give the Ranger the finger.
                                 
Chapter 6 - Using your shadow on the Greens to maximize earnings.
                                 
Chapter 7 - When to implement Handicap Management.
                                 
Chapter 8 - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m.
                                 
Chapter 9 - How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post ... Undetected.
                                 
Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.
                                 
Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
                                 
Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th.
                                 
Chapter 13 - How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome.
                                 
Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting Three off the Tee.
                                 
Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.
                                 
Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of The Birdie-To-Bogey Putt.
                                 
Chapter 17 - When to regrip your Ball Retriever.
                                   
Chapter 18 - Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.
                                 
Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.

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