Go Green: Swampbutt Underwear for Golfers

(RELEASE) - Are you tired of wet shorts rubbing bare spots on your inner thighs? Sick to death of your soggy backside? Is your wet butt print on the cart seat getting more attention than your 280-yard drives? Does Gold Bond powder leave a white cloud behind every time you fart? Suffer no more. Don’t go 18 holes making your own gravy. Wear Swampbutt Underwear Green for Golfers instead.

These remarkable garments are on sale this summer for $18.00 a pair plus postage. That’s only one dollar per hole, and they can be worn over and over, practically forever!

Get Confident Stupid!

A drier you is a more confident golfer.  As a very cerebral pursuit, it’s what happens between the players’ ears that matters the most. Anything that distracts the players’ attention can lead to bad performance. Wet stinky shorts on the golf course are distracting because they are uncomfortable and unsightly. The science behind Swampbutt Underwear is what makes them so much better than anything else.

Science of SwampButt Underwear

Sweat wicks across a larger area and evaporates faster because of this. The rate of wicking is related to the materials and the way sweat spreads across them. Polyester fibers are hydrophobic because they are really plastic and will not absorb moisture. Our performance undergarments are made from lycra spandex and polyester fibers. Instead of soaking in and weighing down the wearer, the water is drawn across the fibers and evaporates faster than possible with typical, cotton underwear.

Drier golfers are more socially acceptable. Don’t be left out because of your sweaty butt.

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